We hope the humor helps people feel better about growing older! Birthday wishes You Love in 2022
1) When it came to receiving you a present, we said, “Nothing but the best” “Spare no expense!” “Money remains no object!” Then when the laughter died down, we looked for a free card on the internet and printed this one!
2) Sure, I’ve caused more trouble for you than everyone else combined. What can I say? I’m a classic overachiever.
3) I planned to present you with a ticket to some exotic location for your birthday. But I knew you’d miss me too much. That’s the wondrous kind of person you are. I would never cause you to suffer like that.
4) Birthdays are fantastic for your health. The more you have, the longer you live. (got that)
5) Think of naturally getting twelve months older as getting another year to shop!
6) Why do you hate your birthday so much? Is because you receive cheap gifts and rare cards with crazy messages on them. Or is it because you’re getting older? Anyway, Happy Birthday!
Birthday wishes New 2022
Belated Birthday Sayings
Listed below is a compilation of the best belated birthday sayings on the web!
1) 1. The wrinkle fairy. 2. Father time. 3. Me. That is the list of the people who completely or just forgot it was your birthday.
2) My heart works better than my head when celebrating your birthday. Sorry. I sincerely hope it was happy!
3) A little bird told me you were enjoying a birthday. He just notified me a little late.
4) This message is arriving late. But one thing is undoubtedly true. Best wishes are habitually for someone as special as you.
5) Happy Birthday – a little late, I know. Would you believe the card took the scenic route? Enjoy a great year!
6) I missed your birthday and I feel empty inside. I don’t suppose you have any delicious cake intentionally left.
7) Missed the glorious day. But my heartiest wishes are evermore!
8) Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry the wishes are so overdue.
9) Sorry, your birthday card is a little late. There’s a tenuous link in the postal system… Me…
10) The birthday card isn’t at the proper time. But it’s not my possible fault. I’m a primary individual trapped in a late-person body.
7) Feel free to extinguish the candles now! I’ve already considered the local fire department.
8) I couldn’t think of what to instantly get you for your birthday. Therefore, I figured prominently, next birthday I’ll naturally get you something doubly exceptional.
9) You’re presently one year more senior and one year more reasonable. Therefore do some thinking and figure out there’s no valuable present!
10) Since you passionately love Maths, I’ll introduce you to this fundamental equation. Dear friends added, Foes SUBTRACTED, genuine pleasure MULTIPLIED and unspeakable sadness DIVIDED and that EQUALS… a cheerful life! Best wishes for your birthday!!
11) Since you love Maths, I’ll show you this equation. Happy belated birthday
12) Sincere wishes aren’t bound with modern watches. The graceful movement of the Pendulum is appreciable when heartbeats also miss someone in the same way. I remember your anniversary. Your day of remembrance is precisely on my beats. Happy birthday!
13) Your day of remembrance is on my beats. That is my prime time because I want to tell the truth to progressively extend your birthday joy:)
11) I popularly know there is undoubtedly a specific time frame for everything, but I think strategically only wishes are beyond that. Happy belated birthday
12) Sincere wishes aren’t bound with watches. The graceful movement of the Pendulum is appreciable when the heart beats also miss someone in the same way. I joyfully celebrate your birthday. Your lovely day of pleasant remembrance is naturally on my beats. Happy anniversary!
13) I traditionally celebrate your birthday. That is precisely my considerable time because I naturally want to graciously extend your day of remembrance joy:)
Inspirational birthday quotes
Below you will read inspirational birthday quotes, poems, and sayings for the inside of a birthday card.
Quote – Life is precious. Therefore let’s enjoy life to the fullest! Laugh, love, and be thankful! Life is an Adventure!
No Regrets – Live with no regrets. I sincerely believe something will make you happy, for it! We merely overhaul this way once.
Dreams – Dream big and follow your heart. You have everything it takes to perceive them through!
Hope – One of the most important products one can produce for oneself or others is hope. With hope, action, and persistence, all things are possible! Hope you enjoy a happy birthday!
Leadership – Life is a long walk, be brave and take a new way… only a follower considers the path of others… a key leader develops their alternative path.
Poem – Seeing a baby sleep grounds us how fragile life is. Witness a shooting star, and we realize how temporary life is. Wonder at the sun rising and we feel how beautiful life is. Mourn the death of a loved one, and we understand how important life is. Your life is a precious thing. A Birthday remains a day to celebrate life!
Over the Hill Birthday Sayings and Messages
1) Age is merely the number of years the world has been genuinely enjoying you.
2) You aren’t aging. Your increase in value.
3) Aged to Perfection
4) Today is your day. Pleasant memories are perhaps the best gifts of all. (Gloria Gaither)
5) You know you’re getting more elderly when… your knees buckle and your belt won’t!
6) Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
7) There are some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you until now possess brilliant teeth!”
8) Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
9) Just like quality wine, you grow pleasanter with the years.
10) Happy Birthday to someone who is eternally young.
11) Youth happens, but age is earned.
12) Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
13) Roses are red Violets are blue Stop complaining… I am more maturer than you!
14) It Looks Age represents an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
15) Youth represents the precious gift of nature, but age remains the work of art.
16) No Tears for coming years/
1) Lasting friendship is an impressive collection of hearts ready to willingly give, share and properly understand. It never fades and never ends, it only prompts our life is not proper without you my lifelong friend.
2) I’ll do anything to keep our friendship, I’ll CLIMB the loftiest mountain, I’ll SWIM the deepest sea, I’ll even WALK on fire just for you!
3) I like hanging out with you because you are so fun to be with, and I hope your birthday is an extra happy one.
4) Your friendship is like the sun coming up each morning. It’s something I can count on to warm my world and brighten my life.
5) Friendship is one of the few human pursuits that make sacrifice a pleasure. It is one of the few things that carry us towards happiness.
6) A friend is a rare book where only one copy was made.
7) A friend is a book that needs to be read to find its inner beauty… You’re one of the best books ever written. A masterpiece worth reading millions of times and keeping forever.
Nice Birthday Messages and Heartfelt Sayings
1) Certain persons soften your heart, and you can’t stop thinking about them… That’s the kind of her you are to me, far yet so near, simple yet worth caring for.
2) Some people forget… Some move away… Some keep silent… Some merely change… But I’m not one of them… I’m just here, sometimes busy but I never forget keeping in touch.
3) So many of us either fear tomorrow or regret yesterday, I don’t fear tomorrow because I perceive you will be there. And I didn’t regret yesterday because there was a yesterday I approached you.
4) The most gorgeous and outstanding things in this world cannot be noted nor touched but are felt only in our hearts.
5) Life is pleasant when somebody remembers. Living is uplifting when someone is always there. Life is extraordinary when someone would support you. Cherish life because someone always cares.
6) I am extremely delighted we can celebrate someone as impressive as you!
7) Hope your birthday is (if at all possible) as wonderful as yours.
8) Lots of people are thinking of you on your birthday; I exactly wanted to authorize you to know I’m one of them. Enjoy a fantastic day!
Romantic Birthday Messages
This whole page is full of romantic birthday messages. Some messages are witty others are sweet and soppy. Great for boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, or wives. Below are links to other birthday poems and sayings, etc.
Love Birthday Poems
Message – I desire you, for every day you’ve been in my life and brightened it with your smile… For all the hard times, you’ve helped me through and every beautiful memory we’ve shared.
Funny (parent) – I thought we could do something pleasant and refined for your birthday… then I remembered we had kids!!! Maybe next decade.
Funny – I love you some more than football and even more than beer! Just don’t tell the guys I said that.
Funny – We’ve been together for a while now, but I still remember that incredible moment I saw you and thought to myself, “WOW! What an irresistible babe!”I think it was this morning.”
Cute – You’re the most golden husband in the world, and you know how I can’t resist anything sweet.
Message – There’s a quiet little place in this noisy, busy – hustle and bustle world… and we have found it together… and I’m so delighted we did.
Funny – Maybe I could be moreover romantic, more appreciative, more considerate… but then you would think I was up to something.
Funny – A Husband like you is like the frosting on the birthday cake of life. Mind if I have a little lick? Happy Birthday with Love!
Funny – I want to hug and never let you go. But unfortunately, I am hungry and I have to eat and work and stuff. Oh well…
Romantic Birthday Messages You have been the best thing that could have happened to me, giving me so much laughter, so much joy, and so much love. So on your birthday, I’d just like to convey thanks and remind you of how very very much I love you.
Funny – Baby, There’s no better time than on your Birthday to say those 3 little words I frequently think but seldom say… You’re SO LUCKY.
Sweet – My feet dance more lightly because of you. My heart beats more strongly because of you. My eyes see more clearly because of you. My mouth smiles more easily because of you, and I will love you always since you are you.
Sweet – Sometimes I’m not sure what a wonderful woman like you sees in an ordinary guy like me… But whatever it is, I’m thankful for it because it’s made my life more cheerful than I ever dreamed.
Funny – There are THREE LITTLE WORDS that I too seldom say, THREE LITTLE WORDS that can brighten your day. So to show you my feelings beyond any doubt, I’ll whisper those THREE LITTLE WORDS… Let’s Eat Out!!! PS: This offer is good for whenever you want!
Sweet – I can’t put into words how loved you make me feel. I can’t express the depth of love for you. I can only tell you that my heart is whole seeing as of you, that my life is full and good because you are by my side.
Kisses and Hugs – I don’t know which I like more, your HUGS or your KISSES. To help me decide, maybe you better give me a hug and a kiss. Sorry, I still can’t decide. Better do it again. Dang, it’s still too close to call. Okay, one last time…
Romantic Birthday Messages Your Birthday gives me another chance to tell you that you mean more to me than anything else in the world. I love you and know I always will.
Love – Love makes… The world goes round. Poetry seems worth a try. Pizza taste even better. Old movies make sense. Observing the moon is a priority. Dreams go into overdrive. No sense at all. Love makes me crazy about you.
Music – You’re the song, I love to play over and over… You’re the movie I never get tired of… You’re the book I can never put down. You’re the one I love forever. Happy Birthday
Romantic Birthday Messages- You’re the one I dreamed about when every dress was a ball gown and every story ended in “happily ever after,” and guess what… you’re still the one I dream about.
Funny – It’s your birthday and love is in the air… No, wait… It’s our clothes.
Music – You’re the melody, the magic, the meaning in my life.
Sweet – Today may our secret part of the world be perfect.
Love Message- Of all the things you share with me, darling. The favorite is your passion. Happy Birthday to my heart of hearts, my true love.
Sweet – You and I make a perfect hug.
Friendship – The nicest part of any day is sharing it with you.
Love – Year after a wonderful year, I love you!
Romantic – My favorite place to be is in love with you.
Wife – I feel so much joy when I think of what an excellent wife you are to me.
Kisses – May your pucker, never tucker.
Dear dad birthday messages,
Further down you will discover a collection of Dad birthday messages.
Message – Hi Dad, thanks for the laughs and sincerely thanks for the good times. I wish you the very best on your birthday and continue to love you always!
Divine message – Dad. You’ve habitually remained a continuous pillar of inspiration for me. I hope I can make you proud, and it is the future that brings more prodigious memories for both of us.
Message – To the best Dad in the world! (and from the worthiest son in the world) Love you heaps!
Message – Thank you for your wisdom and for accepting me all the years of my life! If it weren’t for you, I would not be half the person I am today!
Funny – Biologically I have half of your chromosomes. Therefore… I wouldn’t be half the person I am today if it wasn’t for you!
Funny – What makes my dad so special… It’s he never forgets to share with me some of his birthday chocolates!